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Why Men Are Happier People

Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

♦ Your last name stays put.

♦ The garage is all yours.

♦ Wedding plans take care of themselves.

♦ Chocolate is just another snack.

♦ You can be President.

♦ You can never be pregnant.

♦ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

♦ You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

♦ Car mechanics tell you the truth.

♦ The world is your urinal.

♦ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

♦ You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

♦ Same work, more pay.

♦ Wrinkles add character.

♦ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

♦ People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

♦ New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

♦ One mood all the time.

♦ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

♦ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

♦ You can open all your own jars.

♦ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

♦ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

♦ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

♦ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

♦ You almost never have strap problems in public.

♦ You’re unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

♦ Everything on your face stays it’s original color.

♦ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

♦ You only have to shave your face and neck.

♦ You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

♦ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

♦ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

♦ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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